the wonderful tales of madcow! ( thats me! )

[COWS"R"US]

hello everyone my name is COWS"R"US. you can call me madcow, wich is my nickname, or my other nickname, maddie. or you can call me plain weird ( LOL just kidding! ) i live on a farm with my pet cow milk dud. ( i am not kidding on this one )
and alot of things have happend to me. read my tales, ppl!

[amandaszukim]

One Question: What's a Fan-Fiction?

[amandaszukim]

One Question: What's a Fan-Fiction?

[COWS"R"US]

no clue. i just take a empty topic and put what ever in it.

[ℰηchantixℬℓoom]

A fan-fiction is a made-up story a fan writes about a book/TV show they like. Example: You like the Winx Club, so you write a fan-fiction about their life when they grow up.

[COWS"R"US]

one day, in march 2009, my dad brought me to this barn at our house. and in it was 2 cute little cows!! one was a boy and one was a girl, and one of them would be MINE!!! so my dad brought in a bottle full of calf replacer ( wich is like milk 4 animals w/ no real mom milk 2 drink. ) and told me to give half to the girl and half to the boy. the next day... my friend and i went into the chickn coop. no chickens. but there was 1 cow from yesterday! turns out, it was a girl! i named her milk dud.


and in july 2009, i used to lead my cow with my fingers in her mouth. she used to suck my fingers like it was a bottle and follow me around. one day, i tried that cause i was going to drop in her feed into her bowl but she was in the way. so i put my fingers in her mouth and she did somthing between a jump and but and her teeth like smashed my middle finger and i took my finger out of her mouth and blood was gushing out of it! ( sorry if i grossed you out btw)

[amandaszukim]

A fan-fiction is a made-up story a fan writes about a book/TV show they like. Example: You like the Winx Club, so you write a fan-fiction about their life when they grow up.

Thanks for telling, sweetie!!

[ℰηchantixℬℓoom]

You're welcome!

[jaberpuddle]

I tried to post this yesterday. I don't know what happend, but here I go again.

If you find out that milk dud is enchanted in some way, or maybe while rasing milk dud you dicover that you are some type of magical being, that would make your story more of a fan fic.

I like your story madcow, but without the magic it's not like the other fan fic.'s I'm used to. So maybe you could find a little magic to add to your story. Just a suggestion.

[marrissa5338]

..your middle finger being bit reminds me of the time my brother got his finger stuck in a door
Not such a pretty picture.

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